Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Simple Solutions

Due to an upcoming vacation on the road, we now have a car DVD system.
I typically don't read instruction manuals, but I wanted to secure the straps properly.
That's when I came across the "Troubleshooting" section:

Problem - The player cannot play.
Possible Cause - There may not be any discs in the DVD drive.
Possible Solution - Put a disc into the DVD drive.

Problem - There is no sound.
Possible Cause - The speaker may not be turned on.
Possible Solution - Turn on the speaker.

Problem - The remote control does not work.
Possible Cause - The batteries of remote control may be out of power or weak.
Possible Solution - Replace the batteries.

Alas, support for why I don't read these manuals. But it got me reflecting on those
shaky, post-collegiate, lost-in-life, corn-gone-wrong days. I wish I could have seen
this manual:

Problem - I'm not feeling spiritually connected with God.
Possible Cause - Not going to Church.
Possible Solution - Go to Church.

Problem - I'm indulging in bad habits that have me in a vicious cycle.
Possible Cause - Too many negative "friend" influences.
Possible Solution - Find good friend influences.

Problem - I'm lost.
Possible Cause - You're listening to the wrong sources.
Possible Solution - Listen to the right Source.

I have a feeling that when I'm old and bound in a wheelchair
and dependent on others to eat, bathe and wipe my butt
that I'll realize that life's solutions are really
quite simple.

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